Saturday, March 19, 2016

Colonist Competition



Colonist Competition



The massive colony ship Fragrance drifted through the vast emptiness of space. Built around a electrochemical artificial inertia gravity well it spun slowly, gleaming energy panels capturing every spare electron from the ambient energy swirling around it. Aboard one of its biome pods an ancient man sat in his hoverchair, gazing around at the artificial forest around him.

Three small children scrambled onto his lap. They were wiry and strong from constant exercise in the Biome Scouts program to counteract the weightlessness of space. One of them tossed the 40-lb iron weight she had been using as a toy to the forest floor and tugged on the old man's arm. "Gwandpa, tell us again where we came from." The old man adjusted his hearing aid with his connector pad. "Well, it is a planet called Earth. I was just a child that day, 204 years ago, when we blasted off for another planet, one our scientists said could support human life." The child was not satisfied. "But why Gwandpa? Why did we leave?" The old man shuddered. "Well, um, you see some bad people messed up Earth with garbage and wars, we don't have those things here." The child slipped off of his lap and tossed the iron toy to one of it's playmates. "Where are we going again?" The old man looked up at the artificial sky as if he could see the space beyond. "It is 20,000 years away. They call it E2. You will never see it, or your family, or theirs. But one day we will reach it and have a real home."

Aboard the Fragrance's bridge captain Harold Wipe stared out at the stars, ignoring the instruments before him. His first officer had reported an uncharted meteor from the Earth's solar system that would pass by them in moments. He stared as another ship instead rumbled past the colony ship. A video in crisp HD popped up on his screen.

Metal faceplate inscrutable, a robot peered at captain Harold Wipe and spoke in flat tones. "Greetings captain. I am 953, captain of the United Earth ship Touchdown. I command a retrofitted freighter containing five million human colonists frozen in state-of-the-art suspended animation, along with their pets and slaves. We have been in transit for 187 years 2 months three Earth-days. I find this encounter noteworthy because your vessel is so hopelessly antiquated. Without our metal-nanoparticle alloys and Ionic Fusion engines you cannot hope to reach E2 before your ship falls apart, or you are hit by a meteor, or suffer an internal war. I will recommend that a ship be sent after you to save you. It would be a great pity to have such a historical treasure be lost to space. Have a good day captain Harold Wipe, and fly safely."

Shining and swift, the Touchdown streaked by the Fragrance as the colony ship's human captain stared in disbelief, unable to comprehend that his voyage was now obsolete.

Six million miles later the Touchdown encountered an anomaly. It seemed that a beam of Zeta-particles, born in the heart of a Phlebotinum reactor field, was rippling past the freighter stacked with frozen humans and robots. As the ribbon of gamma particles glowed and bent past a subspace transmission beamed from it into the circuit brain of 953. The robot received an impression, a fuzzy image of a teenager with curly purple hair lounging on a dashboard pushing random buttons. The mind-message came through. "Hey clanker, this is chief Dude Boowap Uggie of the spacesurfer Dunno. We were just cruisin' over on a ten-minute ride to E2 when we saw your old barge driftin' along. By the way we fixed up Earth while you were gone. Tell captain Harold Wipe if you see him that his dad just came out of cryosleep for his 800th birthday and says hi. Id stop ta chat but Iv'e got six instant TV channels transmitting directly to me brain and a load of tourists who want to see that planet we were gonna colonize. Gotta go, stay golden metal dude."

The freighter Touchdown trudged stolidly along towards E2. But it's robotic captain stared after the ribbon of energy, it's circuits unable to cope with what it had just seen.

Greasy and liberally spraypainted, the spacesurfer Dunno slammed to a stop in front of the planet E2. Chief dude Boowap slapped deputy dude Jiggup on the back and flew towards the drop pods with his personal jetpack. "Hey Jiggup. Fly this thing while I be the first dude to ever step on E2."

Hot and spraypainted, the pod hit the rolling green hills of E2 and unfolded like a flower, revealing the tattooed face and gold-suited figure of Boowap. The kid threw a dozen spheres into the air, which deployed into quantum drones beaming footage live back to Earth. He raised his voice, high and squeaky in the helium-rich atmosphere of E2. "Hey everybody. That's right, it's your favorite space-bender, da big Uggie. Watch this. Boowap turned and raised his foot dramatically. "This is one big step for me, and you is all cool with that."

Before Boowap's eyes the air shimmered and three figures appeared before him. Dressed in sensible green robes, with shining eyes and high forheads, the figures stepped forwards. The formost figure sent a telepathic broadcast to his companions. "Brothers, the teleporter works. Let us next transport the Fragrance and Touchdown here, for those pioneers deserve to witness this historic moment.
Boowap blinked as Harold Wipe and 953 appeared besides him in beams of light and quantum fallout. He smiled sheepishly and slapped them each on the back. "Hey dudes, glad ya could make it."

The three captains noticed the three teleporting scientists standing on the crest of the nearest hill and walked towards them over the alien meadow of waving solar fronds. They reached the top and saw what drew the admiration of the scientists. There, on the distant horizon bloomed a gleam of purple splendor. The sun was rising. And the six humans felt at home.









Friday, March 4, 2016

XF-41: Phantom Squadron

XF-41: Phantom Squadron


Somewhere in the South Pacific


Major Duncan swayed on the rolling deck of the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Hector. He stared off the 
port bow, where a tiny shape approached. The salty sea air stung his eyes. Behind him the sun was 
rising out of the ocean in a pale of spray. The aircraft was less than three thousand yards away now and Duncan could make out it's unique V-shaped fuselage. As it lined up to land the plane turned on its lights. The major smiled as the aircraft suddenly flew straight up, stopped in mid-air and swooped down like a paper plane to land effortlessly on the bucking carrier deck.

A sturdy figure rose from the cockpit and climbed stiffly down the ladder that groundcrew had deployed. Major Duncan jogged across the deck. The chilly morning wind whipped through him despite his wool-lined jacket, thick pants and boots. The figure staggered against the wind to meet him and pounded him on the back. "Man Duncan, it's colder than a wet Christmas up there, but I love flying that plane." Duncan's stiff, stubbly face creased into a smile. "I know what you mean Captain."
He glanced behind his friend's back at the strange, tailess aircraft. "The XF-41 is one strange bird, but it can pull a turn like nothing I've ever seen. I can turn so tight in it that I get queasy." Captain Charles Baker, or "Chum" as the squadron called him, began pacing the deck, suddenly sober. 

"Yeah, it can turn tight all right. Several test pilots died after blacking out on a tight turn, pulling to many G's. We got lucky that this plane ever got out of the laboratory." Duncan fell in step alongside Chum. "Another thing about that plane, you can fly it straight up and it won't ever stop. Doesn't stall or anything, just keeps going up. It's incredible, like the air currents don't even touch it." Chum reached the barracks door. "Yep, Incredible machine, make sure those powder boys don't overfill my 
fuel tanks." And he was gone.

Duncan leaned against the superstructure, sheltered from the worst of the wind, and glanced at the beautiful sunset. His blue eyes narrowed. A tiny speck rose from the sun-drenched sea. The carrier's radar seemed to see it at the same instant because alarms began blaring across the deck. Groundcrew 
sprang out of hatches and raced across the deck. Duncan slipped through the door and steel hallways crowded with red lights and piping towards the briefing room.

A dozen pilots met him there, buckling on webgear and harnesses. The squadron's chief officer, Burt 
Bannister, stood at the chalkboard. "Listen up boys. We have a problem. Nobody but the occasional fishing boat is supposed to be crazy enough to sail this far south. But some lost Japanese patrol plane has been spotted. Speed is everything. Our escorting Wildcat fighters are not fueled yet. So I am deploying  Phantom Squadron to take down that plane before it can tell the enemy anything. Remember
how important it is to keep these new planes secret. They could change the war. You think you can catch that nosy pontoon-scooter?" "Yes Sir" echoed the pilots.

Duncan charged back on deck and sprinted to his XF-41. He patted the blue sparrow painted on the nose for luck and jumped into the cockpit. He skipped the takeoff checklist, this was an emergency.
Goggles on, oxygen tank and electric heating plugged in, windshield lowered, fuel mixture full rich. He had done this too many times to forget anything. The twin engines roared to life as the groundcrew spun the props. Duncan wiped his foggy cockpit glass and taxied over to the takeoff strip. His XF-41 lurched across the icy deck, followed by the other four planes of Phantom Squadron.

Takeoff. Major Duncan swooped off of the deck and sailed into the blue sky, his controls throbbing and shaking from the twin engines. His four-plane command lined up behind him, sweeping the skies for the scout plane. Duncan raced northeast, the last known direction of their target. 

At 7:43 AM they saw it, gliding across the clouds. Duncan opened his throttle all the way. Slowly, so slowly it seemed, they drew closer. The scout must have seen them. It banked away and turned west.
Duncan wondered what the enemy pilot must be thinking. The five XF-41's made a strange sight, some sort of bat, not your usual bird. Scary. Duncan shook his head, to clear it. He needed to focus on the mission.

Duncan could clearly make out the blood red rising sun insignia on the scout's wings now. He glanced down the gunsights and fired a burst of shells from the twin canons mounted in the XF-41's nose. The bright stream of tracers fell short. Patience, Duncan scolded himself, wait until you can't miss.

Duncan maneuvered his flight until they were right above the fleeing scout plane. He gripped his radio, palms sweaty inside his leather gloves. "O.K. Phantom's, lets go get 'em." The Major pushed forward his stick and his plane responded instantly, swooping down on his target. A quick burst of shells and he raced past the enemy plane. One after another his flight followed him in. Purple shell bursts rippled through the scout. It's pontoon was blown off and whirled down to the water. One of the targets wings was shredded, it's tail rudders torn off. Somehow the scout kept flying, sweeping and straggling through the sky. 

Duncan came for a final pass from below, Flying straight up. This is why he became a pilot, to do the things that nobody else could, the thrilling feelings, of flying upside down, of rolling and even going straight up. Major Duncan pulled the trigger. The purple puffs of doom followed the scout as it dove in a desperate bid to survive. Duncan followed, and overshot his target. He yanked back the stick. The whole plane shuddered, diving towards the rolling sea. For an instant He thought that the ailerons had jammed. Then the XF-41 curved upwards, the wings slicing white trails in the wind. Duncan felt faint, 8 G's pushing his head back into the seat. His plane shuddered straight, his eyes cleared and he was flying point-blank towards the enemy scout. Duncan squeezed the trigger and rolled his plane to the side. The enemy scout whooshed past him, exploded into flaming debris and hit the Pacific Ocean in a burst of spray.

Duncan and his flight headed home. He removed his goggles to wipe them clear of fog. It was still extremely cold in this cockpit and the controls were stiff. But he would not trade it for a seat in any other plane in the world. This plane couldn't carry many guns, or fly very far, or fly very fast. But it 
could turn like no other. It was just plain FUN to fly.

Phantom Squadron settled in for their approach and one by one touched down on the aircraft carrier Hector. Duncan came to a stop, shut down the engines and raised the cockpit. He stood, stretching, the salty air stinging his eyes, wind rumpling his flightsuit, and gazed into the Pacific sunrise.